Check out these beauties! (The shirts. Clearly the models are not professionals.) Tanks come in XS and S. T-shirts are S-XXL, and they are unisex. Links to buy them online are coming, but in the meantime, you can email your order to email@example.com. Go ahead, get a few. You don't want to be the one loser without one. Best $25 you'll ever spend - all to help get this show on the road!